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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's just not right? Left

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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