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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Potassium? K.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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