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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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