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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Caolan and Eamon

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A gay man watches football.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

I'm homeless.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why dont they make black forks

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I'm Polish.

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