- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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