a black man pays his child support

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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