- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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