Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

where's mom I killed her

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What is green and slow Grass.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

You are joking right?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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