- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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