In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

You know whats annoying? Steve

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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