What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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