- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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