Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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