- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

quantum physics?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I'm Coming

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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