how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Anti Joke

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