- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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