- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man did not like this site

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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