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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.