Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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