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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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