why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

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