Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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