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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's big and purple? Barney

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did you poop because you are a poop

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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