- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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