- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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