He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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I'm hungry.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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