Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

He--Hey guys

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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