What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Anti Joke

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