- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Pain Olympics.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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