- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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