Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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read this sentence again.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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