A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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