What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why? Because.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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