Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How old is victor? Half past dead

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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