- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

So these two girls have a cup .

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