- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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