- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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