Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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