Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Oh, go away

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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