- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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