Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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