- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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