Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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