- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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