For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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