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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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