Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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