Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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João Duarte reads this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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andrew wagner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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