- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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