- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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