- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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