roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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