- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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