How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Weaner

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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