Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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The Labour Party.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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