- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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