- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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