- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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