Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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