- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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