Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

men's rights activists

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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