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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why dont they make black forks

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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