- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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