Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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