Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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