What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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this website is a bad joke

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Anti Joke

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