- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

steven hawking walks into a bar

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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