- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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