Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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alert('The Game')

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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