- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

roses are red poo is poo

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Balls

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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