- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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