- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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