- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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