- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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