- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

knock knock Goodbye

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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