What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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haha

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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