- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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