- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch