- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Massie is a fatass

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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