All of these jokes are about white people

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

This isn't funny.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Women's Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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