- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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