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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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