Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Hey Shea

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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