- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

woman's rights

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

woman's rights

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

WNBA

Tunechi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...