- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

breasts

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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