whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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