Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Anti Joke

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