- Anti Joke

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A gay man watches football.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

I'm homeless.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Peas

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Weaner

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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