- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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