- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Refridgerator.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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