Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Yellow People !!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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My spelling is horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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