One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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