Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Anti Joke

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