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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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