- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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