- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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