- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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