What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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