What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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