- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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