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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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