- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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