Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Communism hehe xd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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