You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Anti Joke

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