Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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