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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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