- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

a black man pays his child support

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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