- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Cheese

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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