- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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