why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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