- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man penetrates another man.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Take part of what?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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