- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

i saw amango it splootered

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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