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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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