- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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