- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

roses are red poo is poo

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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