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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

breasts

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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