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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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