- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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