- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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