What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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