a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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