- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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