- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??