- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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