Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

like if your cool

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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