- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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