Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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