What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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