- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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