y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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