Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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