- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

womens rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A blind man walks into a library.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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