- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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