ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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