what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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can you pass the soap?

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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