- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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