Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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