Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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