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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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