What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Jordan is pregant

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

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