Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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cory is gay

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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american idol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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