- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Guess what? I like trains.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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