- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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