Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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