Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Go away still nothing to see

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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