Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hello penis

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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