hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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