- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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