- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

salad days!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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