- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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