how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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