- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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