Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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