why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man did not like this site

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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