- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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