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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

knock knock? come in

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Good job, son.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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