A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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