Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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