Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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hi

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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bite me

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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