Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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