Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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