- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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