- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

You sick fiend

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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