- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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