- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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