Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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God is real.

Weaner

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

womens rights.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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