- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

your no better than a cockroach

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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