Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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