What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

a irish man walks past a bar

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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