What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Maths.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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