- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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