- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Andoni was here

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

you will like this because i am black.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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