- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A cat playing laser tag.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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