Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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