How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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