My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did? Yes

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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