You know what's funnier than 24? 25

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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