A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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