- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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