There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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