- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

The Labour Party.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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