whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

this website is a bad joke

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A gay man watches football.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

womans rights...

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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