- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Chuck Norris.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

* anti-punchline

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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