why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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