What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Men's rights

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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