What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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