Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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