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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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