- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

dat shoe shine tho

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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