- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

knock knock come in

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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