- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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