Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

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