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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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