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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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