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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

i saw amango it splootered

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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